| The Helix...Loaded | |
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) Poster featuring the White Bunny, Orpheum, Theo, Nuvo and Infiniti. | |
| Directed by | A. Raven Cruz |
| Produced by | A. Raven Cruz Nova Golonka Anthony Aniano Samuel A. Levine Ryan J. Francis |
| Written by | A. Raven Cruz |
| Starring | Scott Levy Vanilla Ice Dana Woods Geremy Dingle Dane Morton Brigett Fink Christopher Masterson |
| Music by | Michael S. Patterson Stephen Viens |
| Cinematography | Tony Puyol |
| Edited by | Nova Golonka |
Production companies | Stained Iris Productions Freepoint Entertainment |
| Distributed by | JDG Pictures |
Release date |
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Running time | 97 minutes |
| Country | United States |
| Language | English |
The Helix...Loaded is a 2005 parody film, written and directed by A. Raven Cruz. It is a parody of The Matrix and Fight Club. It stars Scott Levy and Vanilla Ice.[1][2][3]
Synopsis
Nuvo hangs out with a group of pals who have an inordinate interest in recreational drugs. Like them, he is always interested in the next new drug to use. He and his friends Swatch, Chad, Theo and Ping know of a new drug called the Helix. They want to use it, but rumors exist that it has rather unpredictable effects. Used properly, it can give its users enlightenment, but a bad trip can cause insanity or worse.
Nuvo's interest in the Helix is more philosophical than recreational, and he falls in with two mysterious figures, Infiniti and Orpheum, who are searching for The Other One—a person who can break through to a new level of understanding while under the effects of the Helix.
Cast
- Scott Levy as Nuvo
- Vanilla Ice as Theo
- Geremy Dingle as Agent Smak / Harold the Bum
- Samantha Brooke as Infiniti
- Dana Woods as Orpheum
- Dane Moreton as Chad
- Brigett Fink as Swatch
- Eugene Kim as Ping
- Taylor Momsen as Jenny
- Will Estes as Sunman
- Brett Cullen as FBI Agent
- Erik Per Sullivan as Billy
- Christopher Masterson as Jack
- Bug Hall as Mike
- Ross Bagley as Will Smith
- Phillip Van Dyke as Batman
- Emy Coligado as Agent Amy
- Erik von Detten as Kidflash
- Chris Ellis as FBI Agent 2
- Albert M. Chan as Gotham PD Officer Justin
- Jessica Lundy as Jessica
- Moe Irvine as Tyrone
- Christine Carlo as Dijonaise
- Delia Copold as Agent Crack
- Anthony Aniano as Agent Jonzen
- Cylk Cozart as The Orafice
- Cali Elizabeth Moore as Gotham Police Swat Team 1
- Steve J. Palmer as Gotham Police Swat Team 2
- Jennifer Sky as Lola the Secretary
- Joel South as Mr. Champion / Willy Twin
- Tracy Workman as Danilly Twin
- Joe Sperandeo as Prad Bitt
- Edward Klau as Norton Edward / Narrator
- Ray Siegle as Captain Federale
- Neal 'Xingu' Rodil as The Hulky
- Steve Nave as 5 Group Leader
References
External links
- The Helix...Loaded at IMDb
- The Helix... Loaded at AllMovie