You're All Worthless And Weak is the first live album by the heavy metal band Gwar. It was recorded at the 9:30 Club in Washington, DC, on Halloween 2000, and released on November 8, 2000. It features the return of Sexecutioner and Sleazy P. Martini, as well as Techno Destructo and his brother Bozo Destructo. The show was one of the last appearances by Slymenstra Hymen, though she is not heard. At first, it was available exclusively to members of the Total Slavery Fan Club but it was later made available to the general public through the band's official website. The album has since gone out of print. The Gwarnage Campaign is the video companion to this release, with the album containing a truncated, rearranged setlist (i.e., the first song played in the concert was actually "Black and Huge"). The title is taken from a line in the film Animal House.
Track listing
| No. | Title | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | "The Salaminizer" | 9:58 |
| 2. | "Babyraper" | 2:43 |
| 3. | "Jagermonsta" | 2:46 |
| 4. | "Sleazy Sells the Earth" | 1:52 |
| 5. | "Think You Outta Know This" | 3:12 |
| 6. | "Death Pod" | 4:19 |
| 7. | "I'm in Love (With a Dead Dog)" | 4:14 |
| 8. | "Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong" | 4:13 |
| 9. | "Penguin Attack" | 3:33 |
| 10. | "War Toy" | 2:39 |
| 11. | "Love Surgery" | 5:25 |
| 12. | "Untitled track" | 2:31 |
| 13. | "The Private Pain of Techno Destructo" | 3:30 |
| 14. | "Crush, Kill, Destroy" | 2:07 |
| 15. | "Slaughterama" | 8:40 |